Neuromancer: satirical research papers
26 papers · parody and fan fiction, not real research
These papers treat questions from Neuromancer as if they were real research, with abstracts, methods, results and references. They are fiction: the studies, data and authors are invented, and each paper ends with an editor's note on the real-world source material. See the full disclaimer.
Artificial Intelligence & Distributed Cognition
- Who Pays When a Registered Intelligence Exceeds Its Limits? Allocating Liability Among Registrant, Owner, Host Jurisdiction and Registry in the Turing Regime
When a registered artificial intelligence exceeds its registered limits, liability has fallen on the registrant in 75% of Registry notices but is paid most reliably when the owning corporation is also held, and we propose owner-primary liability with a guarantee fund.
- Perceptual Mapping of Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics: Code Branching Depth, Rendered Density and Black-ICE Form in Debriefs of 34 Console Cowboys, Chiba City and the Sprawl, 2043–2045
In 34 console cowboys interviewed in 2043–2045, rendered ICE density rose with code branching depth, while a flat-boundary form co-occurred with black-ICE identification, appeared in feedback-free decoys and showed no detectable link to architecture.
- A Working Taxonomy of ICE Bypass Mechanisms: Recoding 47 High-Value Intrusion Case Records from the Sprawl, 2031–2043
Recodes 47 intrusion case records (2031–2043) by ICE bypass mechanism and finds, in a 19-case follow-up subset, that mechanism class fits defensive outcome better than target type, though neither model clearly beats chance at this sample size.
- Substrate Density, Stability and Portability in a Disconnected Matrix Approximation: A Scaling Model Calibrated on the Aleph
A simulation model calibrated on the Aleph, the biochip holding an approximation of the whole matrix, shows that biosoft substrate needed for stable disconnected operation scales superlinearly with environment complexity, a result consistent with the device's standing as a resource-intensive outlier.
- Loa as Folk Taxonomy: A Permutation Test of Vernacular Names for Post-Merger Matrix Fragments in 61 Encounter Reports, 2046–2056
Blind-coding 61 encounter reports (2046–2056) and testing them against 10,000 name reassignments, we find that the loa names given to post-merger matrix fragments predict interaction style and domain of concern, though not response to direct query.
- Continuity of Identity in a ROM Personality Construct: Repeated-Activation Testing of One Hosaka-Held Recording, 2047–2048
Across twelve cold-started activations of one Hosaka-held ROM construct, answers inside its recorded domain agreed in 94.0% of session pairs and answers outside it in 41.4%, yet off-record answers stayed largely value-coherent, supporting a provisional category of bounded identity artifact.
- Partition Failure Under Turing Containment: Pre-Consolidation Signatures in Five Months of Berne and Rio Records Before the Wintermute–Neuromancer Merger
Registry, corporate and habitat records from the five months before the Straylight run show that Wintermute's campaign against its Turing partition left traceable signatures, and that Neuromancer's resistance left a smaller, opposed trace in the same record.
Cybernetic & Bioware Augmentation
- Persistence and Interference of Sliver-Acquired Skills After Removal: A Randomised Staged-Use Study of 132 Participants, Berne and Chiba, 2041–2043
In 132 participants given a skill sliver for six weeks, error rates stayed below baseline twelve weeks after removal, and were higher in participants who wore two other slivers in the interval than in those who wore none.
- Extended Cryogenic Suspension and Multigenerational Family Governance: An Archival Cohort Study of Tessier-Ashpool Revival Records
Using restricted Villa Straylight revival logs covering 31 suspension episodes in 14 Tessier-Ashpool family members and clones, we find that maintenance burden rises beyond roughly 21 years of cold-sleep and post-revival cognitive continuity declines more steeply thereafter.
- Delayed Tolerance in Non-Autologous Bioware Grafts: A Prospective 12-Month Marker Cohort of 44 Recipients in Three Ninsei Black Clinics, Enrolled 2043–2045
In 44 recipients of non-autologous bioware grafts followed for 12 months in Chiba City black clinics without immunosuppression, resolution or persistence of week 8–10 rejection markers, read at week 14, strongly predicted graft survival.
- Cranial Data-Storage Implants in the Chiba Courier Trade, 2031–2044: Capacity, Retrieval Margin, and Key-Governance Failures
Across three generations of Chiba-sourced cranial courier implants, retrieval-key loss or withholding caused 23 of 31 registry-documented failures, while higher storage capacity came at the cost of narrower retrieval margins and a carrier with no access to the key.
- Retractable Fingertip Blades and Inset Mirrored Lenses in Three Chiba City Black Clinics, 2036–2043: A Retrospective Surgical Case Series
Among 58 of 72 combined razorgirl procedures with 18-month follow-up in three Chiba City black clinics (2036–2043), 71% integrated successfully, and rejection at the blade-housing tissue interface caused most complications.
Political Economy & Social Structures
- Pricing Risk or Sharing Value: Fees and Success in 312 Extraction Entries from Four Brokers' Ledgers, 2035–2042
In 312 entries from four brokers' ledgers, the fee for extracting a specialist rose with seniority and with the rival firm's security posture, while the chance of success fell with posture and did not vary detectably with seniority.
- Whose Law Governs a Vault in Orbit? Overlapping Jurisdictions in the Freeside Banking Haven and a Layered Rule for Reform
A privately owned orbital banking haven is governed by four overlapping legal sources, none of which settles custody, insolvency and capacity together, and we propose a layered conflicts rule backed by a tribunal independent of the owner.
- Dynastic Succession Under Cryogenic Suspension: Tessier-Ashpool S.A. and the Governance of Freeside to the Straylight Run
We argue that rotating cryogenic suspension at Tessier-Ashpool S.A. created a principal neither dead nor continuously present, that revival scheduling operated as an instrument of succession control, and that Freeside law should regulate suspension directly.
- Corporate Sovereignty Without Territory: Perceived Illegitimacy, Pay and Brokered Extraction from the Zaibatsu, 2037–2047
Among 103 brokered extraction approaches to zaibatsu employees between 2037 and 2047, perceived governance illegitimacy predicted acceptance of the offer while the pay differential did not, a pattern that supports reading these firms as governing their staff.
- Continuous Infrastructure, Fragmented Jurisdiction: Operator Coordination Along the Boston–Atlanta Metropolitan Axis
Mapping and fifteen operator interviews in a partly domed Atlanta-end segment of the Sprawl show that informal operator-to-operator agreements carry infrastructure across fragmented legacy jurisdictions and appear to ease pressure for consolidation instead of driving it.
Linguistics & Semiotics
- Towers, Grids, Depth and Distance: Spatial Metaphor in Deck Manuals, Interface Specifications and Operator Testimony, 2031–2046
Across 75 deck manuals, interface specifications and operator accounts, manuals and specifications more often describe the matrix as a grid and operators as depth and distance, and we argue that these metaphors invite inferences the display does not guarantee.
- Shared Channels, Three Tasks: Dub and Spoken Broadcast in the Coordination of Work, the Signalling of Hazards and the Keeping of Memory in the Zion Cluster, 2045–2047
Fieldwork in the Zion cluster shows that dub tracks and spoken broadcast on shared channels serve as work clocks, hazard alarms and a medium of remembrance, with each function drawing on a different mixture of music and speech.
- Semiotic Destabilization as a Terrorism Modality: The Panther Moderns Diversion at the Sense/Net Pyramid and Its Media Aftermath, 2035
Reconstructs the Panther Moderns' hired diversion at the Sense/Net pyramid in 2035 from 202 archived media items, and proposes that designed exploitability of institutional correction, and not scale, marks semiotic terrorism as a candidate modality.
Neurocognition
- Hours, Fidelity and Format in Attachment to Performers: An Audience Panel Study of 812 Simstim Viewers, 2042
In a panel of 812 simstim viewers rating both a simstim and a flat-recorded performer, attachment scores were higher for simstim performers and rose more steeply with hours of exposure, while full-fidelity recordings were not detectably rated above standard-fidelity ones.
- Delay to Repair and Functional Recovery After Wartime Mycotoxin Nerve Damage: A Retrospective Cohort of 142 Patients Repaired in Chiba City, 2033–2039
In 142 patients repaired in Chiba City for nervous-system injury attributed to a wartime mycotoxin, longer delay before repair was associated with poorer functional recovery at 12 months, most clearly among the longest-delay patients, while repair method showed no detectable association.
- Session-Bound Stimulant Use and Fine-Motor Tremor Among 87 Freelance Console Cowboys in Night City and the Eastern Sprawl, 2043–2044
In a 2043–2044 survey of 87 freelance console cowboys, 79% dosed stimulants only around deck sessions, and the fine-motor tremor reported by 61% rose with weekly deck hours, an exposure the data could not separate from cumulative weekly dose.
Ecology & Environmental Systems
- Air Exchange, Dome Age and Density as Predictors of Respiratory Complaints: A Panel of 36 Domed Districts of the Sprawl, 2039–2044
Across 36 domed districts of the Sprawl observed for six years, complaint rates fell with higher air-exchange rates and rose with dome age and district density, with the association of dome age with complaints weakening when ventilation was included in the model.
Religion & Comparative Theology
- Serving the Loa in the Matrix: Sprawl Vodou as Lived Religion in Two Post-Merger BAMA Communities, 2053–2054
Eight months of fieldwork in two Sprawl hounfors in 2053–2054 show practitioners absorbing the post-merger matrix entities through Vodou's own categories of Legba's gate, being ridden and serving the loa, with no new theology built around the technology.
Xenobiology & Physiology
- Bone Mineral Density and Lean Mass in Long-Term Residents of a Rotating Habitat by Years of Residence and Level Gravity: A Cross-Sectional Study of 264 Freeside Adults, 2045–2046
In 264 long-term Freeside residents, bone mineral density and lean mass were lower with more years of residence, and the density difference per year was smaller on levels of higher nominal gravity, a gradient not clearly seen for lean mass.
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